A Conflict of Apparel

I saw a guy wearing a shirt I own today

…[H]e (Clint) is unable to “take that risk” that they may, one day, wear the same shirt on the same day.

I can’t risk it! I’ll be the laughing stock of the whole office. I can see it now. Jokes about how we called each other up before coming to work so we could coordinate our outfits! :)